What’s the weirdest thing you’ve found on the line?
Today's find; the sous chef's teeth. Chef was not pleased.
by xoDarthcupcakeox
32 Comments
ElonEscobar1986
Never anything close to this!
patricksaurus
I don’t want to see that ever again.
NapClub
Just drugs I guess… nothing like someone’s teeth.
edit: i thought about it more, it was several decades i worked in kitchens so : a condom stash, someone’s dirty diaper, a big corn snake, a black widow spider in the bananas, someone’s porn stash (pre internet age), a server’s collected alcoholic drinks they got off the tables when clearing them (that he was drinking secretly in the desert area, was his first week and drinking on the job made it his last night).
Doppelthedh
Looks like he was just gluing in some replacement teeth and left it in the box
welexcuuuuuuseme
Well, at least s/he wasn’t chewing gum on the line.
DeartayDeez
Bruh wtf!!!?!?!?
machuitzil
I saw a dildo stuck to the wall in the walk-in once, but that was just Javi being Javi.
Kieran_Mc
The scale of this is messing with me, are his teeth really tiny?
phish_sucks
Someone dropped a cock ring
Gaiasnavel
You win
Comfortable-Policy70
A soft shell crab waving at me. The softshells were no big deal except the one waving at me had his gills and face removed 30 minutes earlier
alexmillie_
I worked at a Juice Bar. At the end of a busy Saturday one the workers said, oh no I’ve lost one of my fake nails. Luckily when I opened the next morning there it was laying inside a tub of frozen yoghurt.
thecerius
Are these the teeth that Charlie’s sisters use for their ASMR videos?
No_Math_1234
It wasn’t weird to me but our kitchen got very lax with leaving paraphernalia out when our state legalized weed. The owner came in and saw the mop closet/employee shelf filled with pipes, grinders, empty gummy packets. He wasn’t mad but it was more of a “disappointed dad” talk. Super straight laced guy but pretty relaxed. We told him he should be glad it wasn’t coke
tatojah
I saw a bunch of weird shit on reddit today. More so than usual, even.
This takes the fucking cake, though.
1) How do you spit this out without noticing half your mouth is missing
2) How do you not IMMEDIATELY grab them back. I’ll even set health code aside (as much as I shouldn’t), you really don’t care if people see your dentures inside a food container?
Does your sous also not flush after going no. 2?
ChichisdeGata
No fucking way
Kaeiaraeh
100% I think this was a joke. The teeth look just like corn lol
Bernkov
Worked with a J1 from Jamaica one summer who was *really* tired of FOH asking to borrow his sharpie. Cue to a busy Saturday night service:
Waitress: “Hey J? Can I borrow your sharpie?”
J: “Just a second…” Proceeds to pull his cock out with a grin ear to ear. “It’s all yours!”
Bladestorm_
Years ago we may have brought in a pig shaped blowup doll that was a joke gift for one of the other cooks, km didnt say anything, we just watched him grab a knife, and walk to the back 😅
We had convinced our boi that we were getting him a hooker for his birthday and he was HORRIFIED, but we presented him the blowup doll in a dog cage at the party, saying “oh shes in here waiting for you!” we had and he was NOT amused but very happy we didnt involve a real human being in the joke lmao
def in terrible taste but we were all early 20s and our boy was turning 19(?)
Smoking_Shark_4545
What the fuck ?
CantBeetMeat
“I know I’m forgetting something…”
EmpressCao
Dentures? I’ve not seen that before, I’m hoping the corn was tossed out. If however you squint a bit it looks like dentures sitting in a cambro of replacement teeth.
As for what I found over the years.
-A marijuana joint, chilling in a pan of lettuce. Immediately had to throw out the lettuce, and pretty much everything else in the condiment/topping unit because we were not sure what all was contaminated and we didn’t want to take chances. The line cook was immediately fired after we looked at the cameras to see who it was.
– A wig in the reach in freezer, we had a cook who walked to and from work, and she placed her wig in there so it’d d be cold in the hot weather as she walked. We always offered her rides to and from work, but she never accepted.
– An unopened condom wrapper on the floor.
– Once came in for the dinner/closing shift to find the cooler doors dented, a line cook raged during the apparent busy lunch runch and he kicked the door a few times.
– The ketchup bottle was filled with Mustard, and the Mustard bottle was filled Ketchup.
D-ouble-D-utch
Underwear
Ok-Professional-1428
Practice spitting your teeth out I’ll be there in a minute
Bourbonstr8up
Not on the line specifically, but a baby snapping turtle walked in the back door into the prep area once.
Relevant_Grass9586
How does one forget their teeth in prep work?
Nowalking
Hundreds of pineapple juice cans in the drop ceiling when we remodeled.
Starscream147
Not……..*that*, that’s for god damn sure.
Scart_O
A great big fucking moth that flew out of a case of bananas in my face. Pics on my profile
32 Comments
Never anything close to this!
I don’t want to see that ever again.
Just drugs I guess… nothing like someone’s teeth.
edit: i thought about it more, it was several decades i worked in kitchens so : a condom stash, someone’s dirty diaper, a big corn snake, a black widow spider in the bananas, someone’s porn stash (pre internet age), a server’s collected alcoholic drinks they got off the tables when clearing them (that he was drinking secretly in the desert area, was his first week and drinking on the job made it his last night).
Looks like he was just gluing in some replacement teeth and left it in the box
Well, at least s/he wasn’t chewing gum on the line.
Bruh wtf!!!?!?!?
I saw a dildo stuck to the wall in the walk-in once, but that was just Javi being Javi.
The scale of this is messing with me, are his teeth really tiny?
Someone dropped a cock ring
You win
A soft shell crab waving at me. The softshells were no big deal except the one waving at me had his gills and face removed 30 minutes earlier
I worked at a Juice Bar. At the end of a busy Saturday one the workers said, oh no I’ve lost one of my fake nails. Luckily when I opened the next morning there it was laying inside a tub of frozen yoghurt.
Are these the teeth that Charlie’s sisters use for their ASMR videos?
It wasn’t weird to me but our kitchen got very lax with leaving paraphernalia out when our state legalized weed. The owner came in and saw the mop closet/employee shelf filled with pipes, grinders, empty gummy packets. He wasn’t mad but it was more of a “disappointed dad” talk. Super straight laced guy but pretty relaxed. We told him he should be glad it wasn’t coke
I saw a bunch of weird shit on reddit today. More so than usual, even.
This takes the fucking cake, though.
1) How do you spit this out without noticing half your mouth is missing
2) How do you not IMMEDIATELY grab them back. I’ll even set health code aside (as much as I shouldn’t), you really don’t care if people see your dentures inside a food container?
Does your sous also not flush after going no. 2?
No fucking way
100% I think this was a joke. The teeth look just like corn lol
Worked with a J1 from Jamaica one summer who was *really* tired of FOH asking to borrow his sharpie. Cue to a busy Saturday night service:
Waitress: “Hey J? Can I borrow your sharpie?”
J: “Just a second…” Proceeds to pull his cock out with a grin ear to ear. “It’s all yours!”
Years ago we may have brought in a pig shaped blowup doll that was a joke gift for one of the other cooks, km didnt say anything, we just watched him grab a knife, and walk to the back 😅
We had convinced our boi that we were getting him a hooker for his birthday and he was HORRIFIED, but we presented him the blowup doll in a dog cage at the party, saying “oh shes in here waiting for you!” we had and he was NOT amused but very happy we didnt involve a real human being in the joke lmao
def in terrible taste but we were all early 20s and our boy was turning 19(?)
What the fuck ?
“I know I’m forgetting something…”
Dentures? I’ve not seen that before, I’m hoping the corn was tossed out. If however you squint a bit it looks like dentures sitting in a cambro of replacement teeth.
As for what I found over the years.
-A marijuana joint, chilling in a pan of lettuce. Immediately had to throw out the lettuce, and pretty much everything else in the condiment/topping unit because we were not sure what all was contaminated and we didn’t want to take chances. The line cook was immediately fired after we looked at the cameras to see who it was.
– A wig in the reach in freezer, we had a cook who walked to and from work, and she placed her wig in there so it’d d be cold in the hot weather as she walked. We always offered her rides to and from work, but she never accepted.
– An unopened condom wrapper on the floor.
– Once came in for the dinner/closing shift to find the cooler doors dented, a line cook raged during the apparent busy lunch runch and he kicked the door a few times.
– The ketchup bottle was filled with Mustard, and the Mustard bottle was filled Ketchup.
Underwear
Practice spitting your teeth out I’ll be there in a minute
Not on the line specifically, but a baby snapping turtle walked in the back door into the prep area once.
How does one forget their teeth in prep work?
Hundreds of pineapple juice cans in the drop ceiling when we remodeled.
Not……..*that*, that’s for god damn sure.
A great big fucking moth that flew out of a case of bananas in my face. Pics on my profile
Someone’s meth bag
FREE TEETH!
This is what I see. Or, still wish, rather.
https://preview.redd.it/7e47uk0xx9if1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5244016ec144ef178e32edcd935dd7cbe097bddb